At Least I’m Not Like All Those Other Old Guys
by Five Iron Frenzy

I’m twenty-nine years old,
still wearing the wallet chain,
like I was twenty-eight.
I’m wearing my vans right now,
so high school kids will think that I can skate.
I’ve got a degree in science,
yet shaking my fists in defiance.

Anyway, I’m not cliche, 
I hardly own any ties. 
I may be old, but at least I’m not like all those other old guys.

I’m watching mtv, for fashion tips,
so I can say, that I saw it first.
Backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee
say I’m cool, just like Fred Durst. 
I pay almost all my bills, I sleep on a futon still.

Anyway, I’m not cliche, 
I might not even die. 
I may be old, but at least I’m not like all those other old guys.