Quote from the Family Guy episode “8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Stewie goes on a rampage after discovering that the babysitter he has a crush on has a boyfriend…

LaDonne: “Stewie, this is Jeremy.”

Jeremy walks through the front door

Jeremy: “Hey, little man. So you’re the guy who’s been trying to steal my girlfriend.”

Stewie: “Wha-you…GIRLFRIEND?! Oh, what kind of sick, twisted game are you playing at?”

LaDonne: “Stewie sounds a little cranky. I’ll put him to bed.”

LaDonne starts to walk away, Stewie grabs Jeremy’s hat.

Stewie: “HA! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey-sack tourney! I’m not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long-sleeve, open stitched, crew-neck henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all love Mr. Plow – oh, you’ve got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning – the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. “