I had to take my new car in to have a few seatbelts replaced, and was given a loaner car to drive.
The car I bought was a small, fast, Japanese car.
So you might think they’d loan me something similar, right?
They loaned me a giant, slow, American SUV.
So if you see me lumbering around town in a green monstrosity (otherwise known as an Oldsmobile Bravada), feel free to laugh. But, I’m only 5’1″ so you’re not likely to see me anyway.