A collection of tweets that amused me in the last week:
@abrahampiper: I’m gonna change the world today! …infinitesimally, just like everyone else.
@AmandaKingston: my dad is on facebook. life as we know it is over.
@aaronferguson: Powerlines are powerless against my spot healing brush. zap-zap-zap!!!
@abrahampiper: Jesus thinks he’s God’s gift to women.
@ActuallyNPH: Babies!! On 10/12, Gideon Scott and Harper Grace entered the Burtka-Harris fold. All of us are happy, healthy, tired, and a little pukey.
@mindykaling: Kill me, if, as I age, I become a “brassy old broad”.
@louiegiglio: Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.
@prodigaljohn: Guy in airport hitting on girl is wearing a necktie & Teva sandals. That ain’t helping his chances. Ladies, am I wrong?
@AmandaKingston: i wish there was a job that paid me to eat cheetos and watch grey’s and not shower. i would like that job very much.
@SheilaWalsh: Lessons learned from my dog-before getting out of bed stretch thoroughly….then go back to sleep
@BearGrylls: off to the Arctic today to film the next episode… always a bit nervous. (good to know Philippians 4:13)
@kingofkrump: I love my MOM so much!!!!!!!!!!! Everytime I hug her I never wanna let go!!!!!!! She’z jus so #Bucc!!!! #Luvmesome MAMA “C”
@GreatestQuotes: “If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.” – Jim Rohn
@ActuallyNPH: Happy International SUIT UP Day, everybody! Hope you wore them with pride. Yeah. International Suit Up Day. Stops time. Tell your friends.