Some words to the wise:

If you’re a girl and you go to play soccer with a bunch of guys, you will feel the need to prove yourself. Scoring the first goal of the game will ease this feeling significantly. 😀

Guys are tall. If you are 5’1” this means you will have to channel Speedy Gonzalez in order to even think about keeping up with them on long runs for the ball.

Ignoring your usual post-game recovery techniques in favor of lounging on the couch eating chips and pickles will leave you feeling like absolute crap the next day.