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Nerdist Podcast Countdown on Anglophenia

Top 5 Nerdist Podcasts of 2011: The Doctor, His Companion and Their Burritos | Anglophenia | BBC America “I actually had to pull off the side of the road at one point to wipe the tears from my eyes and get my breathing under control.” True story. I was driving the crazy winding roads of… Continue reading Nerdist Podcast Countdown on Anglophenia

Entertainment, Humor

Joss Whedon’s Letter to Santa

From the imagination of PopCultureMonster Joss Whedon Dear Santa, Thank you for my present last year. A huge franchise movie, along with two smaller projects were exactly what I wanted. This year I’d like for the FOX empire to crumble and for their executives in charge of programming to know the sting of a thousand… Continue reading Joss Whedon’s Letter to Santa

Day in the Life, Entertainment, Humor

Podcasts in Public: A Cautionary Tale

As you may or may not know, part of my job (my pay-the-bills, day-job) is acting as a courier. In the afternoons, I make the rounds to various real estate offices and lenders to drop things off and pick things up (contracts, checks, documents, yadda yadda yadda). I can spend up to 3 hours doing… Continue reading Podcasts in Public: A Cautionary Tale

Entertainment, Humor, Quotes

Buffy Quote – Fire Bad; Tree Pretty

Giles: "Are you all right?" Buffy: "I'm tired." Giles: "I should imagine so. It's been quite a couple of days." Buffy: "I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty." Giles: "Understandable. Well, when it's working again congratulate it on a good campaign.… Continue reading Buffy Quote – Fire Bad; Tree Pretty

Humor, Life on the Internets

Cannibals (my first note on Facebook)

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity,"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefit and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees." The cannibals promised they would… Continue reading Cannibals (my first note on Facebook)

Humor, In the News

Because Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills

Because Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills DAVENPORT, Iowa (AP) — A man was charged after police say he threatened a detective with nunchuks. McCory J. Slemmons, 26, of Davenport, was charged Wednesday with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon and public intoxication. The detective was monitoring an area where officers were looking… Continue reading Because Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills

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Quotes Summer 2004

James: “Maybe they were sitting underneath your armpit, but I don’t fit there.” Kate: “Take a cup of puppy chow!” Paul: “Do dolphins have condoms?” Paul, about the Testicle Festival: “It’s a good thing I’m not a girl so I can eat them and not get pregnant.” And after hearing that’s not possible…“Well, what if… Continue reading Quotes Summer 2004