Entertainment, Humor

Joss Whedon’s Letter to Santa

From the imagination of PopCultureMonster Joss Whedon Dear Santa, Thank you for my present last year. A huge franchise movie, along with two smaller projects were exactly what I wanted. This year I’d like for the FOX empire to crumble and for their executives in charge of programming to know the sting of a thousand… Continue reading Joss Whedon’s Letter to Santa

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Humor, Quotes

Quote – Craig Ferguson

"There's this idea that people are meaner that they used to be because of the internet. They're not meaner. People have always been assholes. People are not meaner, technology is just faster. What happens is you have this crazy angry thought and then tickety tick tick tick BOOM and it's out. And you don't have… Continue reading Quote – Craig Ferguson

Entertainment, Life on the Internets

Uses of Fezzes

Reading a review by @memles, I came across this clever statement: "Fezzes are both cool and useful for hiding enormous external brain capable of psychic torture." If anyone recognizes the two TV shows referenced, I'll be mightily impressed by your geekiness. And I'll have Numfar do the Dance of Honor in your general direction. (there's… Continue reading Uses of Fezzes

Follow Friday

Follow Friday – Humor

Rather than the traditional Twitter  version of Follow Friday, I'm sharing links to some blogs.  This time around I'll share some blogs that crack me up every day. Clients From Hell Crazy Christian Clips Crazy Things Parents Say HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic - 3 Times A Week It Made My Day Life &… Continue reading Follow Friday – Humor

Entertainment, Humor, Quotes

Buffy Quote – Fire Bad; Tree Pretty

Giles: "Are you all right?" Buffy: "I'm tired." Giles: "I should imagine so. It's been quite a couple of days." Buffy: "I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty." Giles: "Understandable. Well, when it's working again congratulate it on a good campaign.… Continue reading Buffy Quote – Fire Bad; Tree Pretty

Humor, Life on the Internets

Cannibals (my first note on Facebook)

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity,"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefit and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees." The cannibals promised they would… Continue reading Cannibals (my first note on Facebook)

Humor, In the News

Because Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills

Because Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills DAVENPORT, Iowa (AP) — A man was charged after police say he threatened a detective with nunchuks. McCory J. Slemmons, 26, of Davenport, was charged Wednesday with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon and public intoxication. The detective was monitoring an area where officers were looking… Continue reading Because Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills

Day in the Life, Humor, Quotes

Quotes Summer 2004

James: “Maybe they were sitting underneath your armpit, but I don’t fit there.” Kate: “Take a cup of puppy chow!” Paul: “Do dolphins have condoms?” Paul, about the Testicle Festival: “It’s a good thing I’m not a girl so I can eat them and not get pregnant.” And after hearing that’s not possible…“Well, what if… Continue reading Quotes Summer 2004